I WANT A SHUFFLE...NOW!!!

"LIFE IS RANDOM"

I CANT WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON THIS LITTLE DEVIL!
MUM...CAN I...? CAN I...?
PRETTY PLEASE???
Months before its debut...IPOD SHUFFLE made big news...
with forums flooding with its previews
a peek into any TECH forums and one will realise that
EVERYONE is talking about this baby from IPOD -another breakthrough by APPLE
Now a few months after its debut...
it is disheartening to see that all of the very few discussions left about the
IPOD SHUFFLE...
are classified ADs about people trying to sell months old shuffles...
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?
You guys should take ANOTHER look at this beauty...
its almost a DREAM MP3 player!!!
Now that its kinda CHEAPER...
theres MORE THAN ENOUGH reasons to GET/KEEP the 1GB MP3 player
i laugh at those who attempted to defame this little monstrous device....
it has got no screen...you will not be able to choose your song...
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Which person in the right mind will put his favourite song into the MP3 player only to realise that he has to put aside another list of his
FAVOURITE FAVOURITES...
FAVOURITE FAVOURITE FAVOURITES...
this can go on forever...
LOOK! you will not have to choose any song if everything in is
ALREADY your FAVOURITE...y dont you just let it play?
AND!!Worry no more scratches on your beloved MP3 player's SCREEN
cause there isnt one to begin with!
Dont like the way its always in that very sequence?
IN one click...1GB of SONGs are SHUFFLED (as the name suggests)
If you are going to start babbling about how other MP3 players can offer more than 1GB of music...WHO THE HELL NEEDs so much music?
I reckon you wont even get to finish a QUARTER of the 4GB of music you load into that Miserable player...
POOR BATTERIES - Got Drained and not even a quarter of you music even got accessed from its hardisk!
Whats more the IPOD SHUFFLE is a FASHION STATEMENT
LOOK at ALL the possibities to make oneself stand out!
one can put in new SKINS
and match it with all the new shirts or dresses...Slick and Elegant..
it will make one stand out everywhere!!!

ALSO...Who likes to carry a BRICK in his pants when going out?
this thing is almost as big as a PACK OF CHEWING GUM!!!
That couple of hundred bucks in you pocket should be shouting out now...
"SPEND ME ON A SHUFFLE SPEND ME ON A SHUFFLE!!! I WANT TO BE SPENT ON A SHUFFLE!!!"
I know cause mine has been begging for months...
lost quite abit of sleep as a result...
I NEED A SHUFFLE!!!!

p.s. lol...one comment from my brother:"but shuffle function sux!"...
now i am having second thoughts...maybe i dont want a shuffle...WHAHAHA