Milk Coffee's The New Way To Go: July 10, 2005

Where Is The LOVE?

What was a very successful movement to help the needy and sickly
is now twarted with the help of a rich Chief...
earning 25grand each month and a yearly bonus of 12 months
Installing golden plated tap...with 10% discount! mind you!...
taking 1st class flights overseas...its my entitlement!

Great Lord...that sums up to a sweet 1.8 million in three years!
what wouldve taken other people forever to earn...he did in three measly years...
Everyone will be jealous of my SALARY...i'm not gonna tell you how much...muahaha...HUH? i HAVE to? fu*k....

The reserves that was SUPPOSED to last 3 years...CAN ACTUALLY LAST 30!!!!!!!
unless of course if i am gonna be promoted...giggles...

All was well undercontrol...The shows were going well...
first is Kidney...then its CHILDREN...then its CANCER...
the money is growing infinitely!
until a lawsuit...for slander...is filed...
Great...now...EVERYONE ON EARTH KNOWS my salary...and they are all gonna hate me for earning so much...argh screw them...its my salary...its my personal problem...oh dang...come to think of it...i CANT SUE THEM!! damn...now i am screwed...

Then the obvious was gonna happen...EVERYONE hates the organisation now...

What is gonna happen to ALL the needy now?
What is gonna happen to the kidney dalysis patients...
the children...the cancer patients...

They need help...but...screw the damn organisation though...

i suppose the best way now is to approach other
MORALLY UPRIGHT organisations to help these people...
instead of gathering a load full of money so that
Comittees of the organisation can afford 50 golden plated taps each month...with 10% discount...
it will be more than better to just approach these families to help them directly...
sometimes...its not the money...
its more...
THE LOVE THAT COUNTS...

Chinese

I was thinking of how i am SO DONE with chinese when it struck me...
"I should try to pick up chinese...AGAIN!"

It is all those occasions when an auntie walks to you to ask for directions
Auntie:"DI ar...wo yao qi...dou..dou-bi-gort zheng yang qi ar?"
(Boy..i want to go to Dhoby Ghaut, how can i get there?)
When you realise chinese is so important!
Damn...how am i going to reply to her?
"JUST take the NEL towards habourfront..."
Auntie:"HAH? li di le gong si mi?"
(HAH? What talking you?)
then the awkward situation will require you to find
the person sitting beside you to translate...
then you will realise...he too cant remember a shit about chinese...

While on a bus back from school...i was thinking...
"What part of CHINESE do i remember?"
then...ALAS!..I think i still kinda some of these CHEEM stuff...
here goes...