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San Zi Jing (Whole Series of Vulgarities)

mei tian he jia ren suo san zi jing
(scold vulgarities at your family members everyday)
mei tian suo san zi jing neng chu jing qing zi guang xi
(do so and improve family ties)

Zun bo? drifts away into an imagination of what will happen ...if i am going to try it

me:"mum...%$^#^%$@%^$#"(mum...*vulgarities*)
mum:"HUH?"
me:"$#%$#^#^"(*vulgarities*)
mum:"Yao Xiu Kia...Le Ai Xi AR..."(Bloody child...u want to die ar?)
me:"$#%$#%$#"(*vulgarities*)
mum:"Oi Gou Gong..Gou Gong Wa Sai Ji Pa Hor Le Hor"
(U try and say somemore...say somemore i give you one tight SLAP)
me:"AH!!! Dian Xi Gi Ka EH!"(Ah...TV teach one...)
mum:"Xi Lang Dian Xi Gi...Gui Diao!
Le Bin Sio Gou Aye Sai Kua Dian Xi Gi Liao"
(Damn TV..Turn It off! dont even think about switching it on again!)
me:"Ah...shit..."
mum:"Gong Xi Mi? Le SHIT Wa Orh!
Yao Xiu Kia Le Kua WA Eh Hor Le Xi Buay!"
(What did you say? You dare to SHIT me? BLOODY child...i am going to kill you!)
me:"WAAAAAAAHHHHHH.................NOOOOOOOOO......"

(*Whack* *Whack* *Slap* *Piak* *Tong* *Bish*...
in background...mum:"Yao Xiu Kia!"...me:"AHHHHH")(punishment in process...mum shouts BLOODY child!)

*shivers at the thought of it*
Eh i know TV advertisements can be exaggerating...
but this one too much la!!!

Blogging Emotions

Ever felt like this before?

Mike Tyson is back!

haha ZUN BO?
This SUPER ZAI boxer was Banned from boxing for a year after nearly biting off Evander Holyfield's ear Years ago.(mm...yum?)

"what will you like as a dessert?"
Tyson:"i will have a medium rare chin. Huh...dessert?What dessert? Screw off! i want my chin!"

"Uncle ar...Ai Kopi mai..."
Tyson:"Ho wa Kopi Gao...make it fast old hag! growl..."
"Boy ar...want Kopi?"
Mcbride:"I am training harder than ever before in my life. I feel as strong as an ox and my dream is to beat Mike Tyson.AH? you talking to me? Kopi? What's Kopi? erm...can you give me a Mocha please thank you"

if anyone noticed HE's ALMOST 40 while His opponent is in his prime ages!(at 32yr old, tyson can kill an elephant with his bare fists!!!)
But still, nobody can deny the fact that Tyson's really good...
honestly...when young, i was really amazed by his ability to K.O. his opponent in that short few rounds! well, it didnt take long for me to realise what a villian he is...rape...molest...assault...What-have-you...you name it, he's done it...
i cant wait to see Tyson "RAPE" Mcbride in the 10 round non-title fight.
Well, that's what he does best right?pun INTENDED

Shot You Down - AUDIO BULLIES

Was listening to PERFECT 10 when this song played. the chorus especially, was most captivating. As the DJ - Justin will put it, I CAUGHT AN EARWORM!(it just will not get out of my head). I managed to get lyrics of part of the song which they used to remix the new hit - "shot you down - AUDIO BULLIES". here goes:

I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Chorus:
Bang bang, he shot me down

Bang bang, I hit the ground

Bang bang, that awful sound

Bang bang, my baby shot me down


Down down down down...down down down do...

Basic Theory - Been There Done That

It really cannot get more basic than this...
if only it is BASIC level we will be doing at the end of the year
Guess who passed the basic theory test? *Laughs out Loud - Muahahaha*
ME.me.ME.me.ME Okay Okay fine...i shall not continue emphasizing the fact that i passed an easy theory test. BUT i am acutally 2nd of the somewhat 30 plus people in the whole group of people to actually finish that test. And of course to actually pass it. the first finished it 3 mins before me. It kind of a FUN experience to be pushing that LCD screen for the whole 16mins that i was in the test room. Owning a LCD screen myself, it felt awkward having to poke my finger onto that screen. Well, its not my fault that the program is nto sensitive enough to detect my finger. Oh well, as the guys were briefing i was busying myself with getting used to the insensitivity of the LCD(poking it was fun...considering you will have to kill me for me to put my fingerprint onto my own samsung LCD screen. it just feels so good...*poke*). Then there is this very funny incident that i MUST write down into my blog. This auntie in the mid 40s was sitting beside me on comp 19 who actually exited the test room in 5sec after the test started! The instructor specifically mentioned that if one is to end the test before all answers are finished the results will be final and irreversible. The auntie beside me, after changing the setting to her preferred language, pressed "END TEST" for her first option, then "OK". WHAHA!...the facilitator behind her was stunned. "u ended the test already? thats it leh!" he said. next was the most unbelievable thing. The auntie gave a soft orh , took her bag and walked away! She's so unaffected by the fact that she wasted 6 bucks for that stupid mistake of hers. Her indifferent attitude towards the test really amazed me. While doing that test i almost laughed out when i turned to look at that empty computer beside me.(sorry auntie...i just cannot control. well at least i only laughed in my heart)Walking out of the Comfort Driving Centre, i was waiting for my bus when this guy was almost going bonkers for having failed his basic theory for the SECOND TIME! Well i didnt mean to eavesdrop, but if somebody is so proud of his inability to memorize a few facts, and announcing to the whole world, i thought i might as well catch some of what message he is trying to bring across. Later on he added "popular sells a TYS for such tests, i am going to go get that TYS and finish this test once and for all!". It is amazing to see two different worlds of attitude towards the driving test. The auntie - so BO CHAP, the teenager - so ENTHUSIASTIC. Well, i guess i shouldn't have concentrated so hard eavesdropping on that teenager's conversation, because after 15mins in the bus i realised i was on my way to BEDOK! kaoz...my house in Hougang leh... The only great thing that happened was that - I HAVENT HAD DINNER! Dinner in BEDOK...not bad at all.Wa nothing can never get more devastating than having to take that bloody 854 from bedok to hougang! *tired*

-DISCLAIMER -

-FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME IN ACTUAL PERSON
or perhaps STRANGERS-
1.THIS BLOG IS PURELY FOR FUN
I surely hope i will not offend anyone in anyway in this blog because this really for fun. Should i cause anyone to feel that i am refering to anyone in particular and is making you uncomfortable DO LET ME KNOW. Through the "COMMENTS" section or perhaps you can email me?
2.PRIVACY ISSUES
(I)This is after all a blog - i will be writing about myself, which of course will not be complete if the whole blog is about ME, MYSELF and again ME.. i sure hope nobody will be offended because you happen to see your name on this blog. I am pretty sure my friends will be the least offended by such stuff, but in any case of anomalies, just LET ME KNOW, i will make the necessary corrections. In any case of name-calling, AGAIN i EMPHASIS this blog IS PURELY FOR FUN. I will not want another person threatening me to SUE ME to court for defaming anyone in particular - (*Bad Memories*).
(II)This is after all MY blog - it will not be tolerable if anyone is to comment about my family members (whether you know them in person or not is non of my business) in this blog, like it or not, thats the way it is going to be. Well, of course, pleasant comments are most welcomed.
3.VULGARITIES
HAHA!If you really know me in real life you shouldnt really be offended by my extensive use of VULGARITIES. But if in any case you are not very comfortable with my use of vulgarities of any kind in my blog, i apologise, because that is just the way i am and nothing should be able to change my mind about some language i use in my blog when i am actually writing about something that pissed me off. However, be assured that i will try my best to cut down on these "unsightly" comments. UNLESS, of course, if i lose control of myself.
4.MY CHARACTER
This blog may reflect my life, but it does not reflect every single but of my character, for blogs will forever be blogs - electronic and without feelings. Should you attempt to judge MY CHARACTER by the posts you see in this blog.
*Laughs Out Loud* i cant do anything about it! But should there be any gals interested in me, well...call me! my number is: 91XXXXXX (which brings me back to the point, dont judge me by the stuff i write in this blog - i am not really that DESPERATE for a girl.)
5.TO BE CONTINUED...
I am rather inexperienced with blogging, should there be any other important points that i missed out INFORM ME. Till then, i shall leave this point empty

THANKx FOR YOUR SUPPORT...

I WANT A SHUFFLE...NOW!!!

"LIFE IS RANDOM"

I CANT WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON THIS LITTLE DEVIL!
MUM...CAN I...? CAN I...?
PRETTY PLEASE???
Months before its debut...IPOD SHUFFLE made big news...
with forums flooding with its previews
a peek into any TECH forums and one will realise that
EVERYONE is talking about this baby from IPOD -another breakthrough by APPLE
Now a few months after its debut...
it is disheartening to see that all of the very few discussions left about the
IPOD SHUFFLE...
are classified ADs about people trying to sell months old shuffles...
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?
You guys should take ANOTHER look at this beauty...
its almost a DREAM MP3 player!!!
Now that its kinda CHEAPER...
theres MORE THAN ENOUGH reasons to GET/KEEP the 1GB MP3 player
i laugh at those who attempted to defame this little monstrous device....
it has got no screen...you will not be able to choose your song...
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Which person in the right mind will put his favourite song into the MP3 player only to realise that he has to put aside another list of his
FAVOURITE FAVOURITES...
FAVOURITE FAVOURITE FAVOURITES...
this can go on forever...
LOOK! you will not have to choose any song if everything in is
ALREADY your FAVOURITE...y dont you just let it play?
AND!!Worry no more scratches on your beloved MP3 player's SCREEN
cause there isnt one to begin with!
Dont like the way its always in that very sequence?
IN one click...1GB of SONGs are SHUFFLED (as the name suggests)
If you are going to start babbling about how other MP3 players can offer more than 1GB of music...WHO THE HELL NEEDs so much music?
I reckon you wont even get to finish a QUARTER of the 4GB of music you load into that Miserable player...
POOR BATTERIES - Got Drained and not even a quarter of you music even got accessed from its hardisk!
Whats more the IPOD SHUFFLE is a FASHION STATEMENT
LOOK at ALL the possibities to make oneself stand out!
one can put in new SKINS
and match it with all the new shirts or dresses...Slick and Elegant..
it will make one stand out everywhere!!!

ALSO...Who likes to carry a BRICK in his pants when going out?
this thing is almost as big as a PACK OF CHEWING GUM!!!
That couple of hundred bucks in you pocket should be shouting out now...
"SPEND ME ON A SHUFFLE SPEND ME ON A SHUFFLE!!! I WANT TO BE SPENT ON A SHUFFLE!!!"
I know cause mine has been begging for months...
lost quite abit of sleep as a result...
I NEED A SHUFFLE!!!!

p.s. lol...one comment from my brother:"but shuffle function sux!"...
now i am having second thoughts...maybe i dont want a shuffle...WHAHAHA

Star WArs

Its Been Weeks Ever since the STAR wars SAGA ended...

But its is then that i realised that

i just cant get enough of STARS

then this project superSTAR started

i was STARtled by how these two actually RESEMBLES each other!!


"~Wa si nin lao pei...heee...huuu...~"

I was almost choked on my Burger King Potato STAR...

when the advertisement continued to play...

"brought to you by YODA YODA..."

the first thing that struck my head...


"a Singer u want to be, destroy the SITH you must"

Immediately...this image of a whole load of LIGHT SABER wielding singers-to-be flashed in my head...

fighting it out with their heart and soul

"come to the DARK SIDE...BE ELIMINATED like ME..."

TZZzzzk...(in the background...ARRGHHH MY EAR!!!)...

Peter Tan:"i told you to use ur force...orh bi...NEXT!"

OMG!!! then i remembered...

this senior of mine is actually in the competition too!...

well then...i hope u are alrite my dear senior...

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

Speaking of Potato STAR...though it was kinda exp...i must admit it does in fact have an EDGE above the other potato products in other fast food restaurants
(in fact...theres FIVE - STAR ma...of course FIVE edges la...DUH)
*cold~*