BITCH -The Series Episode 1 ATTACK OF THE BITCH

Went out for lunch break after continuous 3hours of chemistory tutorial!
I thought that's enough torture
then we have to get to meet this bloody bitch

were running late for sch and was moving out of Elias mall...
with our Macdonald's that took almost forever to buy...
(dont even want to talk about it...)

with this freaking heavy downpour...

we thought we were lucky when this TAXI came...

One BLOODY BITCH came out from behind us and moved towards the taxi door...
assuming that they have been waiting(which i doubt, they were just loitering around), we asked POLITELY if we can get in first because we were getting freaking late.
bitch:(looked at the baby in her hands then us)"Let the baby go first!"
(STARE...STARE...got in the taxi...STARE)
FUCKING BITCH! its not like we did anything to offend her at first.

and WHAT's SO BIG ABOUT HAVING BABIES?
1.I've got a baby give me the MRT seat...teenagers fuck off...
2.I've got a baby give way...hello...give way...OI!
3.I've got a baby i need some diapers...

Okay okay fine... with the two years of
CME(i can only rememeber that "E" stands for education)
that i learnt in secondary school...
i should do the above without any hesitation...

BUT WHAT'S WITH:
4.I'VE GOT A BABY...SO I SHOULD GET THE TAXI FIRST.
5.I'VE GOT A BABY..SO, I CAN BITCH AROUND...

(Breathe in...Breathe out...*cooling down*)

Then this MR nice guy appeared
He actually allowed us to hitch a ride back to MJ!
although it was just around the corner but...
Its REAlly rare...(just like getting bitched for nothing)
i should've gotten myself a 4D ticket right?(dang...)

Then again...Thanks Bitch...
we saved ourselves some two bucks or so...

Famous Blogs

One word summary of blogs...
Kenny Sia - SEXY!
(sarong party girl parody)
-King of all parody creators...never ever too ashamed to make fun of himself on his blog...
KUDOS for the courage!

XiaXue - PINK!
(look at the blog! ALL PINK!)
-Straight-in-the-face gal...never ever too afraid to condemn anything she dont like...WoW!

Mr Brown - BROWN!
(need i say more?)
-Grandfather of blogs...Mmm...BROWN...
(i dno how to describe...beyond words...)

IT's Raining Human! (especially MAIDS)

AHHHHH....
What is with singaporean employers?
LOOK AT THE MAIDS!!! i pity them...
What is the country becoming that causes the Jakarta papers to say:
"singapore is a KILLING FIELD" for maids...<-YAYA...blame them for being irresponsible for using such harsh words on us...blame their papers...blame everyone but not blame ourselves?
Oh ya...Like i am going to call u a BIATCH because i feel like it?
First we hear of hot iron wielding bosses
then it was nipple pinching employers...
WAH KAOZ...then it was some shit eating entertainment for the "MUMS"
tsk...do u make you children eat shit for them to learn their mistakes?
or DO you pinch their nipples? (i sure hope nobody does that...eww...)
AND YES...maids are HUMAN!!(look at topic assholes...)

speaking of nipples...Y is everyone talking about the sarongparty girl?
one semi-nude pic and the whole world who is blogging is talking about her!
AND i am so sure u have taken a peek at her blog by now..so...period.

back to my topic...

Well, its not only maids...the trend is evident in everyone...young and old...
first is this foetus...(Damn...it IT WAS ALIVE LA!!!) thrown down the RUBBISH DUMP!
WHAT sia...university student cannot understand the meaning of a NEW LIFE...
and Ethics AR...maybe a proper burial will make it (sound and feel) much better.
Do you throw your dog in the rubbish dump when its dead?
THIS IS YOUR BABY darn it...
then...Its this lady who fell down while hanging some clothes...
(nothing much to say...just a sad case isnt it?)condolences...

Well if this stupid trend is not going to stop,
Soon...we will have to put up signs...going:

DO'H
in all the HDB houses...maybe we should put a $500 dollar fine for getting too near to the windows...*grin* "thats less than 3 feets from you kitchen windows mdm...i shall have to fine you. please co operate mdm..or we will have to bring you to court for obstructing the law. mdm...mdm...cool down...you dont have to jump...mdm...okay okay i will not fine you...just come back down from the window..."

The HitchHiker's Guide 2 A DAY WITHOUT HANDPHONE!

1. It Takes Two to Clap
(always move in pairs...your friend should have a handphone)
2. Know that all phonecard operated phones are screwed
(ALWAYS!!!!!!! especially those in the MRT station...screw them!)
3. Know that old phonecard operating phones are almost extinct.
(Who ever noticed that there's this new phonecard to use nowadays?)
4. Always remember one Freakin no. of your friend...
(Imagine what wouldve happened if not! you will be so dead!)
5. DONT TRY IT (shu shu you lian guo de)


one day's experience is good enough to demonstrate this old saying...
" the fu*king scissors goes missing just when you need it!"

My handphone is cold and almost in a permanent vegetative state...
all it does all day is vibrate a little...and...total silence...
"so what if i forgot? its just one day..." i thought...and i can even get away from the disasterous retarding effects of checking my sms...(fuck it removes 10 IQ points from you...not bad? Taking Maurijuana takes away only 4 IQ points...scared now?)

Damn it my whole day screwed up because of that...my friends went into a frenzy when they could not find me outside kovan MRT station. Maybe they were following too closely to reports about the s'pore child's trek in malaysia...afraid that their friend will end up the same way in this complicated urban environment...they were almost on the verge of calling the police for a search team...(helicopters and all).
Long Live Friendship!

Thinking others may be meeting at the destination point...(harbour front) i made my way there only to realise...FU*K i am alone! Well...at this point i was applauding my own supernatural ability to remember my friend's hp no. (Which normal human in s'pore still remembers hp no.? they use the CONTACT LIST).

Clap Clap Clap...