I Think i SAW

i think i saw my friend on the MRT yesterday.
was sitting on on the Exclusive Two-seater for Quick-Asses
was so happy nobody was boarding the same cabin, other cabins were like crap full, and i still managed to get my ass onto a sit!(am i too easily contented?)

so the story begins, i was sitting reading my newpaper, trying my best to carry it high enough so that the idiot beside me can stop peeping. shit i dont know whether he's peeping at me or the newpaper, but i sure was on the verge of giving him some piece of my mind if he didn't stop soon.

then i realised... there's this lady sleeping on the other side of the aisle...

train stopped at a station, she woke up for a moment.
she started to look around a little bit
Braised myself and took a little look
i wanted to see chio not...
i was stunned.
I THINK...it was Jialing!
Almost unmistake-able it was...
at that precised moment she was exactly staring at me
for like 2 seconds...

well sure was a small world huh!
i was raising my hand as a friendly gesture,
when i realised...
i was invisible...
*awkward*

she turned back down to sleep.
i couldn't believe it even as i walked out of the train
i took out my handphone and took a few pics of me there and then
cannot be leh... look like me what...

There you have it...
Bo Kua Tio Gui...
(never even recognise)

it didn't help when earlier in the afternoon,
i went to see my xbox360 promoter friends at funan,
my boss tried to sell me stuff...
had to Bao shang Da ming...
then he "ORH...."

dude... its just swell for goodness sake..
and its like Already 1/10 the swell left liaoz...
not like i disfigured what...
whats with this world?
damn...

Coffee's IN

Ever since Starbucks made it big, i've always been a great fan!
so i was sitting at home staring at my SUPER 3-in-1.
Playin Scissor Paper Stone with the calendar in front of me.
Well, i won.. it was no surprise.
But i sure didn't take out another SACHET OF THAT CRAP!
Recently, the coffee aroma from instant coffees just turned pale...
Every sight of Instant milk coffee starts to disgust me!

So i decided, to start brewing coffee instead!
Went to carefour, Got a pack of grinded coffee,
Got a french press,
and a bottle of fresh milk.
MMMMmmm...
The Aroma...
Now this is cheap almost instant,
Sweet tasting
Bitter to the precise perfection,
Starbucks at home.

Lifestyle's changing, World's turning...
What will i become tml?
*slurp*











Scissors!
i win again..
think i should stop playin Scissor,paper,stone with my calendar.
i just can't lose...

LOST IN MY OWN WORLD

Vision.you are an immortal,a 1000 year old human being with model like beautiful looks
born into a fantasy like environment similar to final fantasy... you feel like squall but somehow it just feels different.
but what-do-ya-know? when walkin around you DO bump into random encounters with strange creatures!never seen before, enlarged fishes with overgrown fins, bulging eyes. loiter around shores.floating magic-based creatures forever hot on your butt
but you just won't die...
cause you are immortal,phoenix downs are for MORTALS.
you just die a few turns and reborn!
but creatures are always just that bit stronger than you..
you have to depend on fighting random encounters to collect items and grow
YES
You are in LOST ODYSSEY!

haha lost in the make belief fantasy world... ALL thanks to my xbox360 Boss...

Knowing its a FREE ALMOST-New-RELEASE-STILL VERY EXPENSIVE xbox360 game just makes it a HELL LOT better...

but i'm starting to spend so much time on them...
one day if someone send a punch towards me...
i MIGHT JUST X, A, A, B, A+B, RT, RT, LT HIM...

think again...or maybe i might just...
FLEE

Were You There?

Today... when for Health check up and experienced the perfect example of

DAYLIGHT KUA TIO GUI!

Saw my friend back in the Health checkup centre,
apart from the initial "wait a minute you are... OH! ITS YOU! How are you?"
look from my army close friend, i was really glad to see a familiar face in the same school at that early-in-the-morning-beat-the-crowd time.

it was all aye how've you been since ORD? working? and alot of yadaa yadaa catching up.
though somehow something felt wrong...there isn't really the "x-factor" to keep us talking, i decided to let it go, finish the last x-ray and go home. bye friend.

10minutes later i was on my way to the bus stop to take a look at the carefully detailed campus i got a call.

"hey this is (that friend). Were you at the health check 10minutes ago? cause... you know...i think i saw someone like you but i cannot be sure."

there you have it...

KUA TIO HUI!

Morbid Chicken Massacre

i will revenge on those ugly little fried crispy yummy, i cant wait to get my hands on them, spicy, hot, and full of flour, padded onto their smooth beige skin together with the layer of tasty sinful, unforgiving unsaturated fat dripping off the chuck of white lean strands of muscle desperately clinging to the maroon blood drenched calcium. FEAST!!! IN HONOUR OF THE FRIED MASSACRE by GENIUS KENTUCKY!

Vision slowly twisting off the significantly smaller bone buried deep inside the thigh as i lick off the scalding juice ooshing from within and savour the all important moment.FIRST BLOOD. looking into the hollowed piece of thigh meat brings me to an all-time high as i start to tear the pieces of meat bit by bit off making sure i don't forget the Crispy, spicy, crumble in your hands piece of art that cloaked my game. till all is left is the bone, the meal is not 7/10 devoured. lies beneath, close to the bone is a bulge of lean muscle camouflaged to look like part of the bone, but not well enough to escape my keen eyes. as i slowly chewed on the pathetically camouflaged meat i check out the dark matter lying close to the side of bone, carefully covered by a row of fragile bones i peeled off with me nimble hands. the dark matter glowed a last sinister glow as i set my digestive forces on them.

now that all the thigh's gone, its time for my...OTHER THIGH MEAT.

no wait...this is not thigh meat...

DAMN YOU AUNTIE....

YOU SAID YOU WILL TRY YOUR BEST...

Guess i can only settle for breast...